Mother goose may be everyone's favorite nursery rhyme, but "father goose is a real A-hole!" I'm not sure what's going on around here, but I had another run-in with a goose that leaves me thinking that I need to start riding my bike with a bow and arrow strapped to my back.
Since the weather on Saturday was rainy and cold I decided to do my 5 hour bike ride on Sunday. It was still pretty cold but at least the sun was shining.
About 30 minutes into my ride I was hit by something so hard on my side that I almost crashed. I had one of those freaky moments where my bike was swerving, one leg was unclipped and I was trying to stay upright. Initially I thought that a dog had jumped me.
It only took a split second for me to realize that it was another mother-effing-goose...and it was attacking me. It's wings were beating on me and I just remember seeing this huge beak next to my arm.
Talk about freaking out. And it gets worse....
Keep in mind that my bike was still moving while all of this was happening.
The next thing I knew was that the goose somehow got stuck in my back wheel. Even the thought of it gives me the "heebie-jeebies!" The whole thing happened in a few seconds but everything seemed like it was happening in slow motion. The goose was making horrible screeching noises while it was trying to fly away, my back wheel was swerving back and forth, and who knows what I was doing. Probably screaming with my eyes closed. Half of my brain realized that I was being attacked by a goose, and the other half was like, "no way is this happening!"
Obviously a crash was imminent as my entire rear wheel and drive train seized up. Me, my bike, and the goose went down hard in the middle of the street. I don't remember getting up, but I do remember being afraid to look at the goose. I was thinking it was going to be headless or something. It managed to get free and I don't remember if it flew or hobbled off. I think I was in a little bit of shock!
That goose is lucky that it got away (I can act tough from my house now!) because I was one unhappy camper when I saw the scratches on my bike. And the blood and bruises on me. I went down hard! It's rather ironic that I managed to ride slippery singletrack during a thunderstorm in Tennessee with no problems, but crashed my brains out during a sunny day during a training ride. In my own defense....this really wasn't my fault.
I started plucking all the feathers out of my bike when I realized that I needed to take some photographs. I mean, I barely believe this story and I was there! I went from never seeing geese during training rides to having two run-ins within four days.
There were actually feathers stuck to my grips...nasty!

And everywhere else!




After that, the rest of my training did not go as planned. Since my power tap went temporarily haywire I decided to just go mountain biking. My right knee hurt way to much to do intervals anyways.
The rest of my ride was goose free, and I can't help but start laughing every time I think about what happened. So freaking crazy! I wish someone could have caught it on video, because I can't even imagine what I looked like swerving down the road with a goose stuck in my rear wheel.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to suffer from goosenaphobia now!